January 2012
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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
You will not be disappointed.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
Callin' Oates
(719) 266-2837
Dec 25th
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I've found
That a good way to kill time is by clicking on random facebook friend girls and playing a little game called fat or pregnant. Pictures only and no text reading allowed.
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:) →
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November 2011
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if you haven't heard
netflix will be producing arrested development’s 4th season sometime in 2013
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WatchWatch
wait for joel mchale’s impeccable chevy impression
Nov 11th
goodreads
i’m on there now blah blah blah you blah me blah friends. blah blah blah tell me what to read. This announcement is brought to by tumblr because facebook is a cultural wasteland and everyone I know who reads or has taste is on tumblr.
Nov 6th
October 2011
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if you hadn't noticed... →
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June 2011
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I NEED A FUCKING WEBSITE
go on, do it. yeah, I’m talking to you
Jun 23rd
May 2011
2 posts
of COURSE it's in Mesa →
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April 2011
1 post
Hey Alex
Would you rather be the parent of a kindergartner like the rest of your graduating class or be a recovering heroin addict living in BFE? I’ve made my choice and I stand behind it. :)
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March 2011
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August 2010
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July 2010
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Jul 14th
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Freeze
Today in a little coffee shop/ gift and toy shop/ ceramic decoratorium known (fairly questionably) as the Painted Lady, I heard the following phrase uttered: “Well you know we’ve got that wolf at home from Alaska…well in the freezer you know, you could use it when you finish…” Keep in mind that this was said unprovoked to the best of my knowledge, while the man speaking was holding a skunk. The...
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February 2010
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Feb 28th
i made the paper! (on my okay shoot, surprisingly) →
mocksican: AND I got those interviews for the reporter. :) go kendra, it’s ya birthday, actually it’s not til may but we’re gonna pretend like it’s your birthday. We’re gonna take some pictures like it’s your birthday and you know we don’t give a fuck if it’s your birthday! Find you at the sun, camera full of thumbnails, look mami you the fiml if...
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January 2010
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December 2009
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November 2009
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June 2009
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Jun 25th
concerning the previous message
lanie, you were left out because I have nothing to relay to you. I’m blaming you.
Jun 6th
ATTENTION: ACTOR ANNOUNCEMENT
Gather, that’s right, gather. I have come upon some sort of awful stomach flu or virus or something fucking dumb that likes making my stomach into a bubbling witch’s cauldron nonstop. Really laying down in the semi fetal postion on my side has been the only sleep worthy option and phone use has been undesirable to say the least. So Mackenzie, I’ma hitchu up fo my benjamins...
Jun 6th
April 2009
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WatchWatch
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Apr 22nd
DON'T CHALLENGE HIM, HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU ARE
-said the pastor, marrying his son and soon to be daughter-in-law. This is the phrase that I’ve heard more than anyone should hear any phrase, especially this one.
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Apr 21st
THIS IS MY ONLY BLOGGING OUTLET
Alex: dropped out of school feels like a mooch for the first time in a while (despite being one my whole life) is physically dying from the inside out has no idea what’s happening this summer (ECONOMY FUCK’D!) is still editing a wedding that was due to be finished, under contract, yesterday BUT, TODAY: I woke up after having a pretty disturbingly satisfying dream in which I...
Apr 20th
the most hated font →
(via mocksican) FUCK COMIC SANS, BAN THAT SHIT FOREVER
Apr 20th