January 2012
0 posts
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
You will not be disappointed.
December 2011
7 posts
Callin' Oates
(719) 266-2837
I've found
That a good way to kill time is by clicking on random facebook friend girls and playing a little game called fat or pregnant. Pictures only and no text reading allowed.
:) →
November 2011
7 posts
if you haven't heard
netflix will be producing arrested development’s 4th season sometime in 2013
wait for joel mchale’s impeccable chevy impression
goodreads
i’m on there now blah blah blah you blah me blah friends. blah blah blah tell me what to read.
This announcement is brought to by tumblr because facebook is a cultural wasteland and everyone I know who reads or has taste is on tumblr.
October 2011
2 posts
if you hadn't noticed... →
June 2011
1 post
I NEED A FUCKING WEBSITE
go on, do it. yeah, I’m talking to you
May 2011
2 posts
of COURSE it's in Mesa →
April 2011
1 post
Hey Alex
Would you rather be the parent of a kindergartner like the rest of your graduating class or be a recovering heroin addict living in BFE? I’ve made my choice and I stand behind it. :)
March 2011
4 posts
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
Freeze
Today in a little coffee shop/ gift and toy shop/ ceramic decoratorium known (fairly questionably) as the Painted Lady, I heard the following phrase uttered: “Well you know we’ve got that wolf at home from Alaska…well in the freezer you know, you could use it when you finish…”
Keep in mind that this was said unprovoked to the best of my knowledge, while the man speaking was holding a skunk. The...
June 2010
4 posts
February 2010
3 posts
i made the paper! (on my okay shoot, surprisingly) →
mocksican:
AND I got those interviews for the reporter. :)
go kendra, it’s ya birthday, actually it’s not til may but we’re gonna pretend like it’s your birthday. We’re gonna take some pictures like it’s your birthday and you know we don’t give a fuck if it’s your birthday! Find you at the sun, camera full of thumbnails, look mami you the fiml if...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
2 posts
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
June 2009
3 posts
concerning the previous message
lanie, you were left out because I have nothing to relay to you. I’m blaming you.
ATTENTION: ACTOR ANNOUNCEMENT
Gather, that’s right, gather.
I have come upon some sort of awful stomach flu or virus or something fucking dumb that likes making my stomach into a bubbling witch’s cauldron nonstop. Really laying down in the semi fetal postion on my side has been the only sleep worthy option and phone use has been undesirable to say the least.
So Mackenzie, I’ma hitchu up fo my benjamins...
April 2009
8 posts
DON'T CHALLENGE HIM, HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU ARE
-said the pastor, marrying his son and soon to be daughter-in-law.
This is the phrase that I’ve heard more than anyone should hear any phrase, especially this one.
THIS IS MY ONLY BLOGGING OUTLET
Alex:
dropped out of school
feels like a mooch for the first time in a while (despite being one my whole life)
is physically dying from the inside out
has no idea what’s happening this summer (ECONOMY FUCK’D!)
is still editing a wedding that was due to be finished, under contract, yesterday
BUT, TODAY:
I woke up after having a pretty disturbingly satisfying dream in which I...
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FUCK COMIC SANS, BAN THAT SHIT FOREVER