chollups
Stumbling around, I found this quite tickling as well as many others from saturday morning breakfast cereal.
:l :)
concerning the previous message
lanie, you were left out because I have nothing to relay to you. I’m blaming you.
ATTENTION: ACTOR ANNOUNCEMENT
Gather, that’s right, gather.
I have come upon some sort of awful stomach flu or virus or something fucking dumb that likes making my stomach into a bubbling witch’s cauldron nonstop. Really laying down in the semi fetal postion on my side has been the only sleep worthy option and phone use has been undesirable to say the least.
So Mackenzie, I’ma hitchu up fo my benjamins in like a minute what mah stomach gets fixed and shit.
Brittney and Mackenzie, friends or die.
Kendra, your afterbirth-day gift came and I’ve been withholding it due to your lack a hunger for it. You better start wanting that shit if you ever plan to see it.
This message was made possible by 4 gas station tums and an orange gatorade.